Spanking in Schools
Do you know they still spank kids in schools in certain states like Florida? Yep. We’re not talking about a symbolic tap either. They whup the kids but good, and it’s completely legal.
Response from Goldman Sachs
The Borowitz report is brilliant: Goldman Sachs apologizes to clients for accidentally hiring someone with a soul.
Eat more red meat, die earlier
All red meat, it seems is bad. But processed meats like bacon is extra double bad. I would feel smug about cutting down my meat consumption except my trip to Taiwan has been a huge meat binge.
Going Dutch & Danish
It must be good to be a ‘legs’ man living in Holland and Denmark…all the hot girls there seem to have an effortless way of showing off their legs on bikes. They also don’t wear helmets, which ups the sexiness. It’s a different culture.
Corgis hopping in the snow because of their tiny little legs.